OINK! Realty

Heartless
Ruthless
Cynical

Losing Your Home? We're On Your Side.

We sell forclosed homes!! When families fall apart, OINK Realty comes together. Our brave founder Hamlet has overcome adversity throughout his life, so you know that you have a sympathetic ear when it comes time to sell your beloved dwelling against your will.


Our world-class realty team includes pigs, rodents, and vermin, so you know we'll get down in the dirt and get you the deal you need.

WE DO NOT SERVE WOLVES